What matters, then, is how we respond. We can laugh at the theatricality of these names, or we can treat them as tools—templates for storytelling that demand honesty. Good storytelling doesn’t let a name do all the work. It tests the seams. It asks: what does Vixen Hope sacrifice when she’s brave? What compromises did Heaven Ashby make to reach her version of heaven? What does Winter Eve hear in the silence, and what does she fear? Who breaks Sweet Link’s promises, and who keeps them?